Wednesday, March 5, 2008

WHAT, Now You Can Be Like Avril


Avril Lavigne, who has been having shitty concert sales is resorting to what EVERY celebrity seems to be doing-starting her own fashion line. Seriously. She and KOHL'S have signed a deal that will sell her "rocker" inspired fashion line. Because, ya know, when you say rocker, you think of Avril Lavigne.

Avril's line will be called Abbey Dawn, and it will be aimed towards the tween market-just like Mary Kate and Ashley market-except they have a shit load of money and Avril cant touch them.

According to Avril, They will include "a lot of hot pinks and blacks and stars and purple and zebra," says Lavigne. "Basically, everything I wear. I have a very particular style. I actually am the designer. What's really important to me is that everything fits well and is well-made, so I try everything on and approve it all. I want it to be available to a lot of girls, and I want it to be affordable."

It is out in July and we are SURE the crowds will be going in droves to get their hands on Avril's new line. sarcasm.

We say, we are sad this is NOT a joke.

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