WHAT, FX Sweeps Up "Dirt"

FX has announced that the Courteney Cox sitcom, "DIRT" would not be back for a 3rd season! That sucks! We loved "Dirt" and thought the show was great and funny and we cant believe it didnt do as well as it did considering how the world is obsessed with celebrities.

We say, bring "Dirt" back! At least it lives on in DVDS.

WHAT, Be A Scream Queen

VH1-who has some of the best reality shows on tv right now-is coming out with a new one-that actually sounds really interesting. It is called "Scream Queen" and its going to try and find a new actress for a horror movie.

We say, we like! We need a good horror movie-because its been awhile. But we think it will be interesting to see these girls try out for it and see how well they can act. Do you think Heidi Montag will show up to audition? No? Well, either way, now you have a visual and THAT would be some damn good television!

WHAT, Bromance Is Coming

Brody Jenner is getting his own reality show. Yes. At least its not Heidi and Spencer right? Brody's new show is called "Bromance". According to Yahoo, here is what they say the show is about: The show, from Ryan Seacrest's production company, will feature a group of "regular guys" who come to Hollywood and compete in a series of challenges, from skydiving to dealing with the paparazzi -- in hopes of being chosen by Jenner to become part of his entourage.

We say, this sounds like Paris's new reality show to find her best friend. Do you really think they will end up hanging out with these "regular" people after the show ends? We think not, but at least it will be some good tv....we hope.

WHAT, First Look

Take a look at Mariah on the Hawaii set of her new music video for her 3rd single "I'll Be Loving You Long Time". T.I. Is supposedly filming the video with her and doing a remix of the song.

We say, she is looking damn good still! But we dunno how we feel about the song choice. "Bye, Bye" was overlooked-we think because of all the press her marriage got, but there are so many good songs to choose from. We think for the 4th single it should be "Love Story", "Migrate", "Side Effects" or "I Stay In Love".

She can do no wrong in our eyes anyway....;)

{image via: MariahDaily}

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WHAT, Set The TiVo's

Everyone's favorite "A" list reality star goes back to the "D" List Thursday! Kathy Griffin is back on Bravo! this Thursday with the 4th season of her hit, Emmy winning show, "Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D List" and we cant wait. She is sure to be more funny and crazy as hell and we love that.

Catch Kathy as she also hosts Bravos! first ever A List Awards-Thursday as well.

WHAT, They Bore Us

Heidi and Spencer bore us! They are tired and faker than her boobs. They were seen buying guns. WTF? When asked what they were buying guns for, Spencer said "it is for Heidi's protection."

We say, protection from what? Every photo-op they have is planned by THEM! Unless the fans of "The Hills" finally found out their "reality" is scripted and their relationship is faker than Dina Lohan's parenting skills.

WHAT, Did They Split?

Lindsay Lohan and her lesbian lovers good friend, DJ Samantha Ronson are rumored to be "broken up". Apparently the two got into a huge fight at dinner with Linds ignoring her the entire time then maknig a huge scene and storming out.

We also hear that Lindsay was seen moving out of Samantha's home that they have been rumored to be sharing for the past few months.

We say, that sucks! Lindsay is like a nomad and we know she isnt going to her crazy mom's home in LI with "Living Lohan" filming its first and final season. Hey, just sayin'!

WHAT, She Popped Finally

Jessica Alba has had her baby. Does anyone care? Not really-not with the looming possible birth of Angelina's twins (can she get anymore perfect?).

The rumors are that Brad and Angie are being offered upwards of $15 million for the first pics of their twins-completely trumping JLO and her $6 million she got for her twins.

We say, we have yet to hear an offer from People for Jessica Alba, but OK! is always looking for exclusives, no? Hold out Jessica for the $$.

WHAT, The After Effects

The Writers strike is seeming like a distant memory now, but some networks are still feeling the bumps of it all. The FX Network which houses, Nip/Tuck, Dirt, Damages and Rescue Me has not announced when the hit shows will return. Some are saying Damages and Rescue Me will come back in 2009-AT THE EARLIEST!! FX has not given word on whether or not Dirt or The Riches will come back for new seasons.

We say, bring back DIRT!!!!!

WHAT, Two Of My Favorite Things

Mariah Carey and baseball-could life get better? Mariah threw the first ceremonial pitch at the start of a Japanese professional baseball game between the Yomiuri Giants and the Rakuten Eagles at Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan, Wednesday, May 28, 2008.

We say, she looks damn good!!

When is the divorce???? Just sayin'!

{image via: MariahDaily}

WHAT, Movie Knowledge

In the 1990 movie Ghost, which went on to become a huge hit and make hundreds of millions of dollars world wide, went through many casting choices before finally landing on Patrick and Demi. The role that Demi played originally went to Molly Ringwald (remember her-from the 80's?) well she auditioned for the role and won it, then backed out at her agent's request-and that was a decision that she regrets even today.

We say, that sucks! That might have been the role that gave her a new career.

WHAT, Everyone Has Their Own Show

Rapper T.I who has had major legal troubles in the past is documenting it all for his new reality show for MTV. MTV has ordered eight episodes of a reality show focused on rapper T.I. doing community service ahead of his one-year prison sentence, which he will start serving in the spring of 2009. The untitled Ish Entertainment series has already captured T.I.'s release from house arrest and will begin shooting full-time this summer as he performs his 1,000 hours of community service. The show will also chronicle the release of his new album, Paper Trail, and the birth of his first child, and will likely air soon after T.I. goes to jail.

We say, We dont know how interesting or how boring this is going to be...and it seems EVERYONE is getting their own reality show. In related reality tv show news, Pam Anderson continued shooting her new reality show for E! Over the memorial day weekend.

WHAT, Casting News

This news literally has just been released. Rainn Wilson-the funny guy from "The Office" has just signed on to be in the new Transfomers 2 movie! The sequel – which begins filming this summer – is slated for a 2009 release. Shia LeBeouf, Megan Fox and Josh Duhamel will all reprise their roles.

Wilson will have a small part as a college professor. He jokingly added, "A professor that turns into a car that turns into a robot."-People.com

We say, we cant wait for this movie! THe first movie was insane and the second one we are sure is going to kick ass.

WHAT, Karma Is A Bitch

Sharon Stone who said she thinks the China quakes were due to karma, got a taste of Karma this morning, when CHina has said they are BANNING all of Sharon Stone's films to be released in China. That sucks! She said at Cannes, "I'm not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don't think anyone should be unkind to anyone else," Stone said Thursday during a Cannes Film Festival red-carpet interview with Hong Kong's Cable Entertainment News. "And then this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and then I thought, is that karma? When you're not nice that the bad things happen to you?"

That prompted the founder of one of China's biggest cinema chains to say his company would not show her films in his theaters, according to a story in The Hollywood Reporter.

We say, that sucks for Sharon but then again she really hasnt had a hit film in-ages it seems, so she should have nothing to worry about! Doesnt she have a "panic publicist" person to start spinning what she said? We will have to wait and see what she says about the new ban on her films-because we are sure she has something to say about it!

WHAT, P.I.M.P Status

American Idol winner David Cook is already dating in the spotlight. He is dating former American Idol contestant, Kimberly Caldwell. They have been dating ever since David asked her out to dinner on live television on the show she co-hosts, "Idol Tonight" which airs on the TV GUIDE network. He tells People.com, "She's great, So far, I've had a really good time with her."

We say, we like them together-shes pretty damn hot too-so good for you David. But we really dont care about his relationships-we want to know when his album will drop!

WHAT, New Music

Jessica Simpson has not had a hit record-well-in a damn long time and this time with her new music-she is going country!

She said she wanted to do a country album ever since she filmed The Dukes of Hazzard.

Click HERE! to listen to her new "country" song, "Come On Over".

WHAT, Review

Reviews are in for Usher's new album, Here I Stand and they are saying that he is taking it slow and is a little more mellow on this disc. We have heard the album and its not his best-we think-and we are a fan of Usher's. The first single was good and America agreed, however, other songs on the disc seem not done and just plain.

We say, go buy the album and judge for yourself!

WHAT, Sad News

Rapper Xzibit's newborn son has passed away. This is what the rapper wrote on his MySpace blog:

AS you all know, I shared with you the announcement of my newborn son Xavier Kingston Joiner on may 15th and also informed you that he was born prematurely. well this week was extremly difficult for him because his lungs were not strong enough to handle regular oxygen on his own. Xavier passed away this morning at 3:30am and I must tell you this, It is unatural for a parent to bury a child. I am telling you this because of the same reason I tell you when im having great times, life is too short to be fake. Hold on to your kids if you have them, protect them and show them you love them everyday you wake up and see them, dont take a second you get to hug them teach them and care for them for granted. You can have all the material wealth in the universe but it is NOTHING compared to having your family. I am thankful for all of my blessings and im not one to question God's perfect plan, so I leave you with great love and thanks for the love that was sent earlier on my pervious blog to my son. Of course I need to take some time and handle my loss, STAY FOCUSED PEOPLE. Its not promised to any of us.

R.I.P Xavier May 15th 2008- May 26th 2008

We say, our thoughts are with his family :(

WHAT, New '90210'

Lori Loughlin is telling some secrets on the new version of Beverly Hills 90210-which promos have already been airing. Its a new spin on the hit 90's TV show and Lori Loughlin plays the "mom" in the series. She goes on to tell people.com, "She calls the series "sexier and more provocative" – "Fitting more of what's happening today in families"

We say, families of today are more sexier and provocative? Families?

If you say so Aunt Becky!

Will you be watching?

{image via: people.com}